Hello, fellow human. We are searching for a new human to join our team of perfectly normal humans who create internet websites for other humans. Please note, this is in no way a trap.

Please regard the following “list of technical skills and professional traits” that we desire in a suitable specimen:

🎨 HTML & CSS, including Sass, and frameworks such as Bootstrap or Foundation
💻 Javascript (React skills may make you more appealing, but are not required)
🛠 PHP (2+ human years)
📦 Strong WordPress ability and a solid understanding of template hierarchy